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"Mom
and Pop in Power Central"
Washington City Paper
Despite is being a power joint by virtue of its so-close-you-might-as-well-be-able-to-see-it
proximity to the White House, there's something vaguely small-town about
the Equinox. I'm loath to use the term "family-friendly," but the fact
is that there are moms and dads here with Game Boy-toting kids at 10 p.m.
on a Saturday. Their incentive? Well, there's the inviting and very pregnant
woman at the door, co-owner Ellen Gray, a sweet hostess who openly hopes
that her plans to see Springsteen won't be foiled by husband Todd's reluctance
to leave the kitchen. Todd would, of course, be Todd Gray, the other owner,
the one whom a bartender refers to as "Chef," as in "Chef's a god guy"
and "Everyone likes Chef."
Equinox is what happens then Mom and Pop open a restaurant near the center
of the universe. Granted, Mom previously built a career in the good business
after traveling extensively overseas, and Pop's last gig running the kitchen
at Galileo, the most decorated Italian restaurant in Washington. But with
Equinox, the Grays cannily soften the primness that comes with the address
(the only 20-something diners I notice eating here are going on 40) with
subtle hints that you should ignore your better instincts and make yourself
at home (like a magazine rack next to the toilet). Sure the grilled cheese
oozes Gruyere and arrives on a plate dappled with truffle vinaigrette.
But it is grilled cheese.
The luxe-lite setting is fitting' it speaks to Chef Gray's confidence.
Pretty much anyone who opens an American restaurant of some profile these
days purports to do what Gray's doing-namely, compose a seasonal menu
with straight-from-the-vine ingredients. But Gray doesn't seem to be copping
to trends so much as he's just cooking what he think is good. The Equinox
dinning room is by no means dowdy; it's just not-in-your-face. Same goes
for the food.
Gray is finicky about presentation (just try not to gasp at the yellow
pepper soup flecked with red bits of roe and a swirl of green basil oil),
but one of his main virtues is that he doesn't fancy himself a painter;
this is not the kind of restaurant you'll leave bitching about all the
impertinent sauce squiggles. The best starters are minimalist affairs:
A brush of greens over juicy melon with a Parmesan crown. Prosciutto-like
Surry ham paired with figs and tangle of baby arugula. Garlic-and-thyme-scented
shiitakes served with nothing but a scoop of simple mashed potatoes. In
some ways, it's high-risk cuisine; you cant hide faults when you're serving
food this unadorned. The jumbo shrimp on the lunch menu are certainly
jumbo, bur they've seen better days-as has the accompanying shaved fennel.
And the braised kale offered as a side dish would better if it were still
green.
Whether it's a sign of his personal taste or a concession he made to please
the masses, Gray has largely resisted the urge to innovate over his customers'
heads. It's refreshing. Equinox doesn't deal in bargains, but for a chef
of Gray's stature, the prices are reasonable. (The entrees are under $20,
the starters under $10.) Fittingly, the most successful main attractions
taste ripped from the notebook of some three-star home cook.
Take the barbecue salmon. I generally hate it when backyard Weber hacks
slather my fish in goo meant for tougher meats, but Gray makes the dish
sing. The salmon's think and succulent, the barbecue sauce plays well
against the roasted peppers and corn sauce-and everybody's ordering it.
The mint-flavored jus pudding around the lamb medallions takes me back
to the first time I ever tried the stuff. The hanger steak on the lunch
menu is rosy, robust, and-this is the best part-fenced in by a timber
pile of snack-chip-crisp shoestring potatoes. Interestingly enough, given
that Gray built his reputation sustaining Roberto Donna's at Galileo,
one of his few pasta dishes bombs. The broad noodles are perfect, and
the chanterelles are golden, but the whole thing is suffocated by rosemary
to perfume the sack of potatoes.
The people juggling Equinox's full reservation book could teach a Ph.D.
Course in anger management-it's the only way to explain how I could feel
pampered waiting 45 minutes for a table in a bar where there's no room
to sit. The rest of the staff ranges from crackerjack to casual to confused.
One waitperson insists on countering every one of our wine selections
by suggesting a different bottle that costs twice as much, and a dessert
she recommends the creme brulee because "it's light." I know she's trying
to help, but she's also lying. We're not rich, and egg yolks aren't lo-cal.
Front-of-the-house faux pas are part of every restaurant's takeoff, but
at Equinox, they're more understandable. How exactly does one sell a menu
that features onion rings as well as yellowfin seared until the juices
are indistinguishable from those of the tomatoes it's bedded on? The good
news for the Grays is that the answer is right there in the business plan:
You don't. The food sells itself.
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